Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Jokes For the Scholarly Hipster, #1

Q: What do you call the editor of England's legislature's newsletter when he or she is on vacation?

A: Parliament's Recessed Filter

I made that up.

5 comments:

Bobbofallenstar said...

I called the library;

"Hi, I'm looking for a book."

"Yes, what book are you looking for?"

"It's a cooking book. 'Cooking with Sylvia Plath'."

"*silence*"

"Hello?"

"Bobbo, is that you?"

"Yes."

"You're sick."

Dave said...

You are sick.

DeathByBook said...

I haven't stopped giggling yet...I think I'm sick.

FriendJoanie said...
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FriendJoanie said...

Pretty good. Better than an unedited dromedary.